THE STORY OF THE LION    BY MICR0WAVE
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SO ANYWAY, AS THIS STORY GOES LIKE ALL THE COOL LIONS GO DOWN IN HISTORY, THIS IS NOT ANY COOL LION. YOU SEE THIS LION WAS AN EVIL LION WHO LIKES TO STEAL PEOPLES STUFF AND SELL IT BACK TO THEM WITH A DISCOUNT. HENRY THE LION, 1958, NEVER BEEN HERE, THOUGHT PRIVATE EYE JACK, WHO WAS ON THE CASE OF THE LION.

     SO PAT, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SUSPISOUS LION ANYWHERE? NO I HAVEN'T, REPLYED TO STOREKEEPER PAT. WELL, SHOOT, REPLYED JACK IN HIS HEAD AND IN HIS MOUTH. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ANYWAY PATTY. SO JACK LEFT UNCLE PATTY'S BAR, HE WANTED TO GET A SUNDAY. SO HE DID.

3:00 P.M. SUNDAE STORE, I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS BUYING MY LITTLE GAME, AND SHE WASN'T. THAT STUPID BITCH. I GAVE HER AN EXTRA TIP, SHE STILL WOULDN'T TALK, FUCK YOU. OLD JACKIE WAS GETTING TIRED OF HIS SUNDAE, SO HE THREW IT AWAY.

4:32 P.M. K-MART, HEY JOHN, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LION, HAS HE STOLE ANYTHING FROM HERE AND SOLD IT BACK TO YOU WITH A DISCOUNT? WHY NO JACK, NO LION HERE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. NEVER MIND INNOCENT CITIZEN, I WILL FIND THIS LION.

5:00 P.M. JACKS HOUSE, I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE LION, THIS CHARACTER SURE IS A SMART ONE, HE MUST BE IN A DISGUISE, I KNOW, I'LL GO TO JIMMIES DISGUISE SHOP. YO JIMMIE YOU BE DRESSING UP A LION OR SOMETHING, WHY YES I HAVE JACK, WHICH WAY DID HE GO JILL, HE WENT TO THE PARK, TO STEAL A SEAGUL AND SELL IT TO AN OLD MAN FOR A DISCOUNT. WOWIE THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM.

5:06 P.M. THE PARK, THE LION STARTED RUNNING, IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCAM DISCOUNT DEAL, AND STARTED RUNNING, CHASED THAT MOTHER FUCKER AWAY, TRIED TO SHOOT HIM, FAST SLIPPERY BITCH.

7:00 P.M. JACKS HOUSE, I HAVE ALMOST GAVE UP, BUT I REMEMBER THAT THE LION LIVED CLOSE BY, HE MIGHT BE SLEEPING, THAT LITTLE DIRTY CROSS CRSOSSING BACK STABBING BITCH, I'LL TEACH THIS DISCOUNT SELLER A LESSON. THE OLE LION WAS INFACT, SLEEPING IN THE HOUSE, JACK GOT A KNIFE, AND STABBED THE LION, THE LION WAS STILL ALIVE, HEY JACK, I AM NOT THE LEADER, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO IT IS EITHER, BECAUSE I KILL YOU. BAMM! THE HOUSE BLEW UP AND THEY BOTH DIED TOGETHER. WHO WAS THE BOSS? WELL, LET US RECAP THE CLUES.

1.HENRY THE GORILLA WHO PLAYED BASEBALL WAS PRETTY SUSPISOUS, SELLING BASEBALLS TO HIS FANS, WHAT A CROCK.

2.OLE JILLIE SURE SNAPPED OUT OF THAT PUNCH FAST, COULD OF IT BEEN HER?

3.THE HIPPO BALLOON GAMEE WAS SOOO HARD, MAYBE IT WAS RIGGED...

BUT NO, IT AS NONE OF THESE, IT WAS THE FLY, THE FLY I TEL YOU AHAHAHAHAHAH, HOW DO I KNOW THIS, BECAUSE I AM THE FLY, AND I AM THE BOSS. AHAHAHA. GOOD NIGHT.